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"Watch it!!! You won’t regret it!!"
I lie through my teeth. You will. When you’re crying on your bedroom floor rocking back and forth and clutching yourself you will regret ever watching anything I ever recommend to you (via captainarlert)

(via concernisagoodlookonyou)

reallylameblog:

trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary i do it to myself just fine

(via gnarly)

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dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

(Source: g-iggle, via pizza)

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basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

(via littleatmosphere)

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This is a gift, it comes with a priceWho is the lamb and who is the knife?Midas is king and he holds me so tightAnd turns me to gold in the sunlight.                                                                                                                                                                                               Rabbit Heart by Florence And The Machine

This is a gift, it comes with a price
Who is the lamb and who is the knife?
Midas is king and he holds me so tight
And turns me to gold in the sunlight.                                                                                                                                                                                               Rabbit Heart by Florence And The Machine

(Source: willymw, via janesfoster)

ifwemetupatmidnight:

every time I find a youtube video with comments disabled I wonder what kind of shit went down

(via concernisagoodlookonyou)

daisycraze:

if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me

(Source: , via gnarly)

baby's first words
Baby: W-wa
Parent: Wa-wa? Water?
Baby: W-wa... Wa...
Baby: When I was
Baby: A young boy.
Baby: My father
Baby: Took me into the city
Baby: To see a marching band

arrowdactyl:

when you say a great comeback without stuttering

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(via orgasm)

tacoposey:

hicstreme:

The saddest things in the world:

-people forgotten on their birthdays
-old people eating alone
-animals left behind by their humans

but if you combine the three you’d have one kickass disney movie

(via samapitongzabala)